“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
I laughed more than I should have
THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING
THERE IS NOTHING I WANT TO DO MORE THAN A CHOREOGRAPHED GROUP DANCE IN SNK COSPLAY.
I figured I might as well… finish this horrifying trifecta…
oh god… welp.
Time to go turn in my Homestuck Liscence card.
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
now hold on just a diddly-darn minute
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life